My commissions are OPEN! Updated prices with a sexy new TOS!!
call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing
once again i have been written up by HR
The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
The car is being repossessed
Ride or Die post
“You mean my sword of Elvish-make? Nice try at diverting the blame, Galadriel, but your call-out post is being published as we speak.”
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.
Either you’re frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me.
what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it’s a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice
so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi
pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature
Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.
